Jul 25, 2009 ' 8:38 PM Y
Simple Q&A I got from somewhere out there
I'm gonna do it as sarcastic as I can. Just for laughs really...
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Part A : Type down your reactions when someone says these phrases to you.
Q : WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THAT?
A : simple, cus I'm not like you.
Q : I JUST REALIZED NOW THAT I LOVE YOU
A : just? Who have you been with?
Q : LEAVE HIM/HER ALREADY! YOU'LL BE MUCH MORE HAPPY WITH ME.
A : I left you for the same reason in the first place.
Q : COME ON. SMILE. YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU DO!
A : Cute only? Deh! Without smiling I'm already cute enough Vokay?
Q : PLEASE DO MY MATH HOMEWORK TOO!!
A : I've already told your english teacher your dog ate your homework, just tell your math teacher the same thing.
Q : I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU!
A : I know I'm an angel, you don't have to tell everyone!
Q : WHY DOES MONDAY COME BEFORE TUESDAY?
A : Same reason why you happen to be a dimwit.
Q : I HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE LINKIN PARK CONCERT. WANNA COME WITH ME?
A : I have a personal invite from Linkin Park to their after concert party, wanna come?
Q : YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST SPECIAL PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
A : One of? Who else is there?
Q : I THINK I'M FALLING FOR YOU...
A : You think?
Q : I CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOU.
A : What? Do I look funny to you?
Q : THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, BUT YOU JUST AREN'T HIM/HER
A : Its okay, I understand that you prefer pigs to humans.
Q : WHAT'S YOUR MOBILE NUMBER?
A : 999, Don't worry if the person who picks up is a guy. Its prolly just my father or brother.
Q : CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE?
A : Sure you can, but you may not.
Q : MAY I ESCORT YOU?
A : Escort? to where? Did Billy Gates finally realise I'm his other daugther?
Q : DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM/HER TILL NOW?
A : I'll be lying if I said no. (and I mean this)
Q : YOU WERE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED
A : Were?!
Q : WHEN WILL I GET UR ANSWER?
A : What answer?
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Now I'm gonna answer as honest as I can.
Part B:
Now answer these questions:
Q : Who is in the house with you?
A : Granny, Dad, Mom, Sis and Bro and Gary. Actually everyone execpt for my other sister.
Q : Who are you thinking about now?
A : Evelyn. Wondering how was the NDP already.
Q : Who did you last talk to on the phone?
A : Mom.
Q : Whose house did you last go to?
A : ER.... My boss'? she lives next door.
Q : Whose birthday is next?
A : Mine. I can't be bothered about anyone else already.
Q : Who was the LAST person you loved?
A : ER....Non of your business...its not you anyway.
Q : Who do you hope will take this survey?
A : Dumbledore. You ask who I HOPE for.
Q : What was the last thing you ate?
A : A whole entire salmon fish head in curry.
Q :What was the last thing you drank?
A : The curry sauce from the salmon fish head curry?
Q : What is the closest item near you that is blue?
A : The clock that is always wrong.
Q : What instant messaging service do you use?
A : MSN?
Q : What is your favorite color? (1 only)
A : How can there be only 1? If in this case I'll choose rainbow color then.
Q : What is your most used phrase?
A : ER....
Q : What is your favorite website?
A : Youtube?
Q : What is your favorite shoe brand?
A : Mondo.
Q : What song are you currently listening to?
A : 2NE1 - Pretty Boy (and I purposely changed it to this song, can?)
Q : Where do you live?
A : On earth.
Q : Where do you sleep?
A : Beside my sister, in my room, in my house, and somewhere in Singapore.
Q : Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
A : My bedpost.
Q : When is your birthday?
A : 22nd Sept 1988
Q : When did you last call home?
A : 3 hours ago.
Q : When did you last see your dad?
A : 1 second ago. And he's still sitting behind me.
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Now the not so interesting part
Part C: Why's?
Q : Why do we have to go to school?
A : To give tax collecters a reason to collect more tax?
Q : Why are you answering these questions?
A : On my own free will, and for fun.
Q : Why do people get married?
A : Cus they wanna torture the living hell out of each other.
Q : Why do couples get divorced?
A : Cus they wanna make life easier for each other.
Q : Why do people ask why?
A : Why are you asking me? Go ask someone else.
